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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

My Mommy confessions

I love reading blogs and today I saw one that said "My Mommy confessions" I couldn't stop laughing and decided I would post some of my own...

1. I should buy stock in hamburger helper and macaroni because with working full time and two kids we eat this a lot...I am convinced Savannah is going to get married one day and tell her husband that she knows how to cook and then pulls out a box of hamburger helper
2. I hate cleaning bathrooms so when people are coming over I may grab a wet towel wipe everything down and then burn a candle in there so it smells good.
3. I still have lingere in my drawer from my bachlorette party...it is at least 3 sizes two small (really more like 5-10) but I keep it because one day I may where it again. But who are we kidding...it comes off anyway!
4. I still sleep in the same shirt that says Claire and Susanna best friends forever that we gave each other in 4th grade. I know sexy right!
5. Because I have had 2 children I can't run, skip, sneeze, or laugh without peeing on myself half the time...I mean really I am 29 I should not need depeneds
6. My 3 year old loves sweets especially ice cream...I may give my 8 1/2 month old some as well
7. Seeing as how I am working on losing weight from both pregnancies and we are trying to stick to a budget I am still wearing maternity clothes that I had from both babies
8. Do you know how hard it is to shave in the few minutes I have to shower...again sexy right!
9. We love netflix...if you ask Savannah what our favorite shows are she will tell you Mommy's is Cake Butt (Cake Boss) and Daddy is Porn Stars (Pawn Stars!) but it cracks me up when she tells people that!
10. I mostly listen to country music but Andy loves all different types...well Savannah loves the song Puff the magic dragon and Crazy girl.
11. If you see me in a hat it is normally because either I didn't have time or energy to wash my hair that morning
12. During nap times I should be cleaning or doing laundry or something productive but I am probably sitting on the couch watching Netflix and looking at facebook or pintrest
13. Our night stands have at least 1-2 drinks from a fast food store on them. I have been known to ask my wonderful husband to go get me a DDP at 9:30 or 10 at night. (Side note...Sonic, McDonalds, Dairy Queen, and Chick-fil-a all have DDP as well as ice cream :))
14. I hate seeing boogers in the kids nose and I may or may not think its cool when you get a really good one!
15. I hate washing bottles so I play a little game with Andy sometimes...its called leave the bottles empty in the sink until you have to have one for Bruce so you are forced to clean them.
16. I get really excited when I get to buy something for myself even if it is deodarent or shampoo :)

Really I could make an entire book out of this post but these are just some confessinos for know. Mommies - what are some of your confessions?

1 comment:

The Golden Family said...

I will SO have to post mine tomorrow. Don't feel bad, a few will show up verbatim on mine ;-)